- Oh, Noble Princess! I came to rescue you from this tower and from under the oppression of the giant, evil dragon!
- Cake, burn him.
|- Dammit, where do they get the idea, that I'd actually want to leave this tower?!|
I get the feeling, that the knights in shining armors just assume beforehand that every princess must be saved. While actually there are many different princesses and you ought to do your research and then apply an individual courtship process, if you don't want to end up gotten rid of, at worst by a domesticated dragon. Some princesses shouldn't be taken out of their tower by force. Sometimes you should just come to them and bring an uramaki sushi set and the newest Sherlock season.